Pritteeeeeeeee!
It’s photographer’s websites like this that make me tremble as a prospective photographer.
“I just saw a movie called Jellyfish. It was very good.”
Biology Professor
It’s photographer’s websites like this that make me tremble as a prospective photographer.
You know how you can use the line “that’s what she said,” to create witty innuendo from what was otherwise an everyday phrase? Well, it turns out that for some reason, that doesn’t work…inversely.
“Indian pickles are really salty and oily, but that’s why I love them.”
“Yeah, that’s what he said.”
“Who? “
“I just saw a movie called Jellyfish. It was very good.”
Biology Professor
(see: things that, at the moment, seem stunningly enterprising, but, upon later reflection, are utterly repulsive and put in mind some of the less likable pedophiles in the world.)
He said, “do you know what really turns a lady on?” and I said, “sarcasm.”
“I think it’s my favourite place in Paris. Aside from the Metro and the shape of the streets. Which are not places.”
I find the phrase, “no self-respecting person would…” very odd, in that if human beings actually did things because of the respect they had for themselves, no self-respecting person in their right mind would wear a poncho.
“It never matters who I vote for, the government always seems to get elected.”
