December 2010
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It’s photographer’s websites like this that make me tremble as a prospective photographer.
May 2009
13 posts
You know how you can use the line “that’s what she said,” to create witty innuendo from what was otherwise an everyday phrase? Well, it turns out that for some reason, that doesn’t work…inversely.
“Indian pickles are really salty and oily, but that’s why I love them.”
“Yeah, that’s what he said.”
“Who? “
“I just saw a movie called Jellyfish. It was very good.”
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Biology Professor
Staring at the pretty guy behind you using Photo...
(see: things that, at the moment, seem stunningly enterprising, but, upon later reflection, are utterly repulsive and put in mind some of the less likable pedophiles in the world.)
Prof: Because the Spartans invaded Messenia, taking all of it’s inhabitants as slaves of the state, all of Sparta’s slaves spoke the same dialect. This was not good. You don’t want your slaves to all speak the same language, otherwise they can plan things.
Class: Like parties?
“I think it’s my favourite place in Paris. Aside from the Metro and the...”
– Daniella, about Père Lachaise.
“It never matters who I vote for, the government always seems to get elected.”
– man at the busstop who made me feel less bad about not being registered to vote in my area when the plastic signs went up in people’s lawns.
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Daniella: I have to change my desktop; I haven't changed it in at least a week.
Michael: I have to change my underwear for the same reason.
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